Enderts Beach and other Secluded Beaches

Suppose I punch out my soon to be ex-boss.?

Here's my story, sorry if it's a bit lengthy. At the tragic expense of my grandfather's sudden and early death, I've recived my multi-million dollar inheritence earlier than anticipated. He was an executive for Warren Buffets Berkshire Hathaway and bought up several hundred shares of stock while they were dirt cheap. My current financial situation is this: A 41 year annuity of $807'000.00 a year (Actually direct deposits monthly.) Also a secluded beach house in the Hawaiian islands as my permanent residence, with a just hired staff of a butler/cook and a housekeeper. And 2.5 Million remaining in uncommited dollars spread out in three bank accounts, that will be my retirement when my annuity runs out at the age of 61. As you can see, I'm a 20 years man and set for life. Further more, and you can correct me if I'm wrong about this, that's why I'm here asking, but it would seem that I have nothing to lose when I go in for my final check. You see, a week from this friday, I go in for my final check (Turned over to charity of course). I am assistant manager at a golf course and absolutly despise the boss. She has made the last year of my life miserable, and instead of going out with a handshake, I'm thinking of going out with a literal bang. Because, I live in Pensacola county Florida, and my flight to my new life in Hawaii is 11am a week from friday in Tampa. So, two hours before the flight, I get there at opening at 9am, noone else is there, I get my check, rough her up a bit then high tail it out of there. This is my opinion: Even though Tampa, the location of the airport is a neighboring county, the process of extradition remains nonetheless. So, even if she can tell the police I'm theat I'm at the airport (Which I do not believe she would know, I didn't tell anyone the exact date), there would be way too much legistical stuff to be able to get me before the flight takes off. (Even if they did, I could pay my bail, then leave, and consider it worth it.) As single mom collecting child support, we can rule out her suing. She would not only have travel expense that she likely cannot afford, but there's absolutly no way on earth she can afford an attorney who can take on the one I hire. Not to sound like I'm gloating, but I can afford any attorney on earth, she cannot. She'd have trouble meeting her burden of proof anyway, with no cameras on the course premises. Not to mention as little as a few K's can easily buy a jurors vote(In a civil case that big I can opt for a jury.) Expect her to not even consider civil action. I don't like her attitude, but she's not downright stupid. Last but not least, this IS a repost. I'm asking again because last time everyone was talking about extradition. Consider it this way: The DA is going to pay out of his budget, provided by taxpayers, to have me extradited all the way back from Hawaii over a simple assualt charge. He's gonna cover the expense of my arrest in Hawaii, and pay to put me on a plane, and fly me halfway across the pacific just to get to the west coast, than transfer planes on or two times back to tampa? Simple assault charge? I think we can rule out extradition of that distance for 90 % of all crimes. So, am I foolproof.

Public Comments

1. i love you i think i just got my first ManBoner/ManCrush Thats the most awesome thing ive ever seen.
2. well, first your a D*CK!! and... well, that's about it..
3. I am calling you a liar, liar. This IS a repost. Down to the "A week from this Friday" part you put in a month ago. None of this is true. If this is true, I hope she kicks your butt (which is likely, since you were pathetic enough to post this online...) See you on "Dumbest Criminals..."
4. She's a single mother collecting child support. Seems compared to yours, her life sucks enough as it is. Making her more miserable just makes you seem petty. Perhaps she made your life miserable because she was projecting. You're assuming she doesn't know an attorney or could get one pro bono to take her case. Given the amount of your inheritance, all an attorney has to see is a percentage of your inheritance and they'll be all in. You can't guarantee that the arbitrator or judge wasn't raised by a single mother and would be biased against you. All the money in the world won't make them like you. Extradition isn't about money, but justice. If you've assaulted someone and left the state, it's their duty to find you and bring you back. Add to that the knowlege that you, a millionaire, planned and carried out an assault on a poor, single mother. That might actually add motivation on their part. Finally, consider this. What if you cause more harm than you expect? You can't be sure she can't fight back, or won't hurt herself fighting you. What if she's just had a medical procedure you aren't aware of? What if she has a medical condition you aren't aware of? What if she pulls a weapon on you and you accidentally harm or kill her with it? Then you're looking at assault with a deadly weapon or murder. All for what? Revenge? You've inherited enough money to go where you want and do what you want. Walk away and let it go.
5. You cannot rule out her suing. If as you say you are rich she can make you pay for her legal expenses. Also if as you say you are rich, you can be made to pay for the expenses of extraditing you back. So no you are not foolproof but are a fool.
6. yes, foolproof.....you ain't never been laid.....you aint never gonna get laid.....take ten bucks to skid row and get yourself some p uS_sy