Enderts Beach and other Secluded Beaches

Where is the cheapest, quietest place to live in the world?

Ok. Complicated question, but I need some help with it. I'm an Americain living in Belgrade right now and have my own bussiness. Its pretty cheap here, but its an urban, modern city and its like 4 times cheaper in the country side which is beautiful - the problem is, its too damn frieking cold. I need warmth year round, preferrably somewhere on a nice body of water. My bussiness requires me to be here for the months of May-September, I've decided to close up in the winter months, and re-open as its more profitable that way. So lets say, for 6 months of the year I would like somewhere consistent to live. After travel expenses I have about 4,000 euros for those six months.Now I've heard lots of people ask this question+they all get responses in urban, modern areas-I don't need that or want that,I want somewhere far away from lots of people, nice and isolated,I don't need modern things, simply a small house+lots of nature, on a beach of somesorts. Where could I possibly find this? Safety, amenities, access to healthcare, etc. are not concerns of mine, unless its completely unsafe like a war zone of some kind, I am living in a place where they just burned the americain embassy a block from me, so anti-americain sentiment doesn't scare/bother me also - unless its to the point of kidnapping/killing me. So does anyone have any suggestions? I have some places in mind, but I'd like a large selection to take a closer look at to better plot out which one makes more sense for travel/access purposes - don't include that in your answers, just where you think is good, country (city/village/or area would be nice also if you know of one), i'll figure out the travel details later. Also if you know the prices of buying some small house/land in an isolated place like this ideal for growing a small amount of crops in that area that would be awesome also. thanks, any and all answers appreciated! as in all sorts of crops, or even having some animals....or well i guess just prices of how cheap food is there and accessibility to it if in a village, local food is all that is needed. electricity also isn't a neccessity, running water isn't if theres a freshwater source nearby, though almost daily access to dial-up internet in a couple hours walk is a neccessity, most important really is that and WARMTH, water, and lots and lots of beautiful nature to explore to not get bored. ask me your name - i'm in the wrong country AND continent to do that for those months! i need warmth october-april! kelly s - i haven't seen lost ever, but I know there are places like this in the world, i've found plenty here in the balkans and eastern europe but they're only warm may-september and i have to be in the city then!!!!! :-(

Public Comments

1. Buy a Caravan and put it in the country side.. cheap quiet and you can move around if you want
2. Have you ever watched the movie "LOST"? That is about as close to that as your gonna get. Take your money, find a deserted island because I think that is the only way you are gonna get what you want. Anywhere you go on the coast is going to be populated. Maybe rent a boat and sail for a few months.....but hey, if you do ever find a place like this, will you let me know? Seriously...it sounds wonderful!!
3. Why not move to Nicaragua. Many small islands for sale as low as 20K on the Granada lake. No visitors other than the birds. You will need a panga (small boat) to get to and fro Granada to your small island to get groceries and other necessities. Or you can move to the mountains of Jinotepe, Matagalpa and live as isolated as you want to.
4. Philippines in the Visayas (middle). I live on the 3rd largest island of Panany in Iloilo City. The countryside is only 20 min outside the city where there is plenty of farmland/fishponds. The people are friendly and most speak english. Visa extensions are easy to get. The only drawback from what you want is we foreigners cannot own land. However you can lease it for periods up to 25 years. There are plenty of nice beaches and native beach resorts 30 minutes outside the city. The cost of living here is cheap. Tropical climate and it never gets cold here.
5. Anywhere from Nicaragua, Costa Rica to Panama could suit you. Plenty of warmth, beaches, soil and peace. Those countries are politically stable.
6. moldova man!!!! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moldova