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does bill gates deserve this?

bill gates dies and is ready to enter the afterlife. he meets St peter at the pearly gates who looks a little confused. 'I don’t know if i should let you in here, bill. I mean, sure, you helped bring computers to the world, but then, you also created that windows crap. I can’t decide where to put you. I know this is against procedure and all, but I think maybe I’ll let YOU choose. I’ll you check out both places for a couple of minutes so you can make up your mind.' 'okay then,’ said bill, ‘I’ll try hell first.' so off bill went to hell. hell was beautiful. the weather was warm, the sun was shining, and there were lots of bikini clad woman frolicking about. he was ecstatic. 'this is great!' he told St peter. 'I love it here! but I guess I should have a look at heaven, though I doubt it could be any better.' the two flew up in te sky to heaven, where angels drifted about, singing beautiful songs and smiling at everyone. it was a very peaceful and serene place. still, it wasn’t as enticing as hell, and bill didn’t need to think long. ‘I think I’d prefer hell,’ he said. ‘fine,’ replied St peter. So bill gates went to hell. Two weeks later, St peter decided to check on the late billionaire to see how he was doing. When he entered the gates of hell he found bill shackled to a wall, screaming in pain as hot flames licked his body and demons prodded him with sharp knives. ‘how’s everything going?’ St peter asked. Bill gasped in anguish, ‘this is awful! This is nothing like the hell I visited two weeks ago! I can’t believe this is happening! What happened to the other place, with he beautiful beaches and the scantily clad women playing in the water?’ ‘That was a demo version,’ replied St peter

Public Comments

  1. wtf man stop writing novels
  2. YOW! That was a good one
  3. hahaha,lol
  4. I didnt know he died! When did he die?! jk umm that joke isnt that funny but its cool im gonna have to tell my mother
  5. funny. where'd you find that?
  6. Ha Ha good joke boy and good frame of words i assure you everyone of us who are mature enough have listen to this several times.
  7. kinda weird, but its kinda funny
  8. ha ha
  9. Now I got a story. You know, recently, I had a heart attack. For several minutes Mississippi Gary was clinically dead. I was followin' the white light to heaven. Now when I got there, I was given a choice of 17 door. Now behind the first door was a rose, which signified... never mind that. An angel of the Lord then came to me, and give me a 7-sided die, which he bade me to roll 12 time. Now the first roll was a 4, which means that the four corners of the world... well never mind that. Eventually I was brought in front of God himself. Now God was sittin' up on a bar stool with an old beat-up guitar. And he said to me, "Mississippi Gary, you is not to be dead yet. Because I want you to take this here song, and play it for all my children on the planet Earth." So I learned this song, and it meant so very much to me, so I like y'all at home to turn on your VCR's, so you can learn it and study it. The words of God. Smokin' on a night train, chewin' on a jelly roll, Smokin' on a night train, chewin' on a jelly roll, I'm runnin' up a flag without a pole, I'm walkin' on a shoe without a sole, Smokin' on a night train, chewin' on a jelly roll. (OK here i' comes, lesson one.) You can't cook an egg unless you got yourself a frying pan. (You know it's the truth.) You can't cook an egg unless you got yourself a frying pan. You shouldn't rob a bank without a plan, You shouldn't use your tongue to stop a fan. Smokin' on a night train, chewin' on a jelly roll. (Now here come lesson number two.) Shouldn't wanna do it if you don't want to not do it right. Eba-dabba-dooba-daba-deba-daba-do, all right. (I ain't makin' this up.) You don't go dancin' in the day, You don't golfin' in the night. Smokin' on a night train, chewin' on a jelly roll. (Yeah.) Smokin' on a night train, chewin' on a jelly roll. Praise the Lord!
  10. hey juan..cheer up! your joke's wonderful and i think bill deserved it..i mean,we all know hell's bad......
  11. ha ha ha ha ha ha
  12. really funny where'd u get it?
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