Enderts Beach and other Secluded Beaches

What do you think? funny?

Bill Gates died in a car accident. He found himself in Purgatory being sized up by God... "Well, Bill, I'm really confused on this call. I'm not sure whether to send you to Heaven or Hell. After all, you enormously helped society by putting a computer in almost every home in the world and yet you created that ghastly Windows 95. I'm going to do something I've never done before. In your case, I'm going to let you decide where you want to go!" Bill replied, "Well, thanks, God. What's the difference between the two?" God said, "I'm willing to let you visit both places briefly if it will help you make a decision." "Fine, but where should I go first?" God said, "I'm going to leave that up to you." Bill said, "OK, then, let's try Hell first." So Bill went to Hell. It was a beautiful, clean, sandy beach with clear waters. There were thousands of beautiful women running around, playing in the water, laughing and frolicking about. The sun was shining and the temperature was perfect. Bill was very pleased. "This is great!" he told God, "If this is Hell, I REALLY want to see Heaven!" "Fine," said God and off they went. Heaven was a high place in the clouds, with angels drifting about playing harps and singing. It was nice but not as enticing as Hell. Bill thought for a quick minute and rendered his decision. "Hmm, I think I prefer Hell" he told God. "Fine," retorted God, "as you desire." So Bill Gates went to Hell. Two weeks later, God decided to check up on the late billionaire to see how he was doing in Hell. When God arrived in Hell, he found Bill shackled to a wall, screaming amongst the hot flames in a dark cave. He was being burned and tortured by demons. "How's everything going, Bill?" God asked. Bill responded - his voice full of anguish and disappointment, "This is awful, this is not what I expected. I can't believe this happened. What happened to that other place with the beaches and the beautiful women playing in the water?" God says, "That was the screen saver

Public Comments

1. Lol...Quite a read but worth it
2. I actually laughed very loud when I read that. Great joke...thanks for a very funny joke!!!
3. HAHAHAHA!!!!!
4. toooo long not that funny
5. LOL pretty good.
6. V V V V Funny!!! Karma will get you in the end Bill!
7. took a while to get to the punchline but 10 out of 10 for effort!
8. Not funny
9. not bad, not bad :-)
10. Probaly the best one ive read, I dont usally read long pages, I tend to ignore them but this was well worth the effort! go you!!
11. old, old, old........heard this one a million years ago.
12. very funny!! good 1
13. ha ha very good
14. Ha ha...what goes around comes around!
15. Pretty funny! Ha Ha! 8/10!
16. ahahahaa well worth the read
17. That is funny
18. LOL its really funny!!!!!!
19. LOL THATS HILARIOUS!! thanks for the laugh!
20. Hahahahhahaha that was quite funny..: )
21. An oldie but a goody. Thanks Tinks xxxx
22. LOL 9/10 Keep smilin'.
23. Loved this one Tink.!!! 10/10.!!! xxx
24. lol.. thats funny
25. I almost fell out of my chair!!!!!
26. alrighty then
27. let me tell u, that was hilarious
28. LOL, sweet!
29. good one
30. Well< Tink you are definitely my kind of girl! Absolutely hilarious!!
31. OMG!! He REALLY deserved that one!! loved the joke!!
32. my God, Tink, are you trying to practise your typing speed this week or something?: you must have doubled the width of the internet with all the stuff you've written here over the past few days. You should get some fresh air, darlin'.
33. That was brilliant Tink, didn`t expect that kind of Punch line, 10-10
34. I've heard it before.... but it's a good one!
35. I like it. I think I will actually even tell it.
36. funny but i may offend some people who r religious
37. I pay a lot of money to buy his products.....seing him on the screen saver would constantly remind me of how much money I have given this man.....No thanks......
38. pretty damn funny!!!!!!!!! thumbs up mate!